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Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot
by .chaz. October 27, 2019
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Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.

Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.

He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈

Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.

One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.

He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.

He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌

Girl 1: oooohhh
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A awsome kid that is really hot but never shows his true identity but is funny kind and the guy of your dreams
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jason

a gay person who’s incredibly hot and boys always are in love with him even though he is so dumb that he has no idea what the concept of love is
“jason’s so hot

“bruh he doesn’t even know 2x6”
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jason can pull any girls he wants he can make people there b1tch
jason is to hot to be truelike omh and hes packin
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jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was
joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’
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