boba tea

The act of fully placing a flaccid penis and balls into ones mouth and gently gumming the testicles.

Rick is giving Dave a gentle boba tea.

by kungfumelissa September 30, 2017

Toilet Tea

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.

Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Tea Pot

An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.

Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.

by stevofranco September 16, 2011

tea cozy

Variant of tea bag.

–verb (used with object)
1. to intentionally and forcibly insert the scrotum and testicles of a male into the anal orifice of another, generally a woman.

also

-noun
1. the act of 'tea cozying' another.

—Related forms
tea cozying, tea cozied

"Urged on by his peers, Arthur proceeded to tea cozy Betsy's freshly-reamed ass."

"Damn bitch, you just got tea cozied!"

by Vincent Reid Fowler December 9, 2008

tea bag

Slang jail term for dirty linen, sheet.

Hey C.O. can I get a clean sheet? The working man gave me a fuck'in tea bag.

by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007

smell the tea

wake up and smell the tea is a slang term invented by uk rapper kulez meaning wake up and face reality and stop deluding oneself and get rid of any problems causing it.

could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.

it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes

wake up and smell the tea blud and get rid of that bird

by joe blonker September 28, 2009

tea butt

To have spilled tea on you while driving, and it run down the seat and under your butt making your butt wet.

Guy1; Cindy's got a wet butt.

Guy2; Oh must be tea butt!

by surg2011 March 16, 2011