cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

bag of spiders

Just imagine someone holding a bag of spider, it doesn’t make sense

He’s a bag of spiders

by Omgalltheusernamesaretaken November 5, 2018

Spider

Gay

Gay Spider

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Ferocious Lady-Spider

A female undercarriage.
A vagina.

She loves to tickle her ferocious lady-spider

by Astaraelpanther July 14, 2010

spider raptor

A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....

Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess

by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021

Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

spider

a pretty fricken cool dude

your a spider

by magic unicorn 5267 March 30, 2025