When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
by kj7771 May 19, 2008
Get the (random number) second rulemug. The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
by Thereallola November 14, 2018
Get the Newton's Second Law of Motionmug. A term derived in Southern Ontario, referring to the act of doggy style intercourse where the palms of the receiving individual firmly grasp a barrel constructed of wood, plastic or metal.
Keeping in mind that Kentuckers are known to have a greater level of promiscuity than the rest of North America, where their second base is comparable to our home plate.
Keeping in mind that Kentuckers are known to have a greater level of promiscuity than the rest of North America, where their second base is comparable to our home plate.
by 170 Elgin '07 October 4, 2007
Get the Kentucky Second Basemug. Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?
A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
Get the The Second Day After Nevermug. Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right August 23, 2008
Get the Second City of the UKmug. Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already
Tim: IM 5 second rule
Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.
Tim: IM 5 second rule
Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.
by Someone1234567891011121314 June 20, 2009
Get the IM 5 second rulemug. The rule that applies to lost or fallen objects, typically food, that hits the floor. The rule applies to general areas, and does not apply to anything in a bathroom. Using this rule makes it OK to pick up said object in under 5 seconds, under the presumption that no germs attached themselves in such a short period of time.
If your gum just dropped on the floor, pick it up and say "5 Second Rule", then place it back in your mouth.
by Mac the Movieguy July 10, 2004
Get the 5 Second Rulemug.