Crotch Master

One male who can either do a full split without popping a testicle, or a squatting king.

"Yo man I'm a level 32 Crotch Master"

by Drumphillia December 29, 2015

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Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.

After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.

by The "Master" Baiter August 19, 2011

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brad masters

Also known as mans and he is never hot he has a 2 o'clock fetish which is either a glass ok cola or sour cream and onion crisps and a isotonic and he says he is a berry hard mans

Brad masters

by Kian Cheshire December 13, 2017

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gooch master

Another name for a male individual who gets mad pussy from almost any girl

Male 1 "Man i wish i was like logan"
Male 2 "Hey he is a fuckin gooch master "

by MasterGooch January 02, 2016

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Jenga Master

Somebody who is a Jenga Pro. They possess the ultimate skills when it comes to removing the blocks of wood, Jenga Masters can manoeuvre in the very trickiest of situations.

Girl: 'He'll never get that one out, there's no way it won't topple over...there's no way out'
(Boy removes jenga piece with impossible skill)
Girl: Wow...that guy, is a Jenga Master.

by the no1 source of knowledge December 28, 2010

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