Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011
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Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
by Orcaheart April 21, 2021
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Tong Hand

An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.
“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”
by katiekat22 April 14, 2020
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No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping
There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama
by m4224r September 17, 2012
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Hand Jive

Doing something by hand or with your hands. Example ... a truck is backing up a small trailer into a tight spot but cannot get all the way in so you unhook the trailer and hand jive it the rest of the way into the spot.
Where is the dolly to move the new desk into the back office ? We have four guys here let's just hand jive it, it will be quicker.
by Pvt. Joe Snuffy March 17, 2022
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Jam hands

When you eat a PB&J and get sticky-ass fingers. Jam hands!
"Bruh luv me some PBJ but these jam hands"
by imryanreid December 13, 2016
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The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
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