The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.
Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"
Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."
Julie "That must have been awkward."
Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."
Julie "Territory fucked?"
Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."
Julie "That must have been awkward."
Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."
Julie "Territory fucked?"
Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
by Kevolutionary August 24, 2011
Get the Territory Fuckmug. He's always whining about not having any money. I have no fucks to give Jim since he simply lives off his parents' pity.
by Word2014 May 5, 2015
Get the No fucks to givemug. The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017
Get the nani the fuckmug. A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.
Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.
by KrispyDymond May 3, 2018
Get the pink fuckmug. The Jam fuck is a sex position where the man is laying down, somewhat like reverse cow, but the woman is not on her shins, rather she is on her feet. Works well for people with curved up dicks, like James English.
by Isaiah Miranda April 3, 2021
Get the Jam Fuckmug. Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!
by SlopNChop October 20, 2016
Get the Lap Fuckmug. There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.
by Povatron November 29, 2018
Get the Destination Fuckedmug.