A true friend is someone you can rely on and who will be there for you. They can hold your deepest and darkest secrets and won't spread them around. But more than that, they aren't only there when you are at your lowest but also your best. When something good happens to you, they will be your hype man and be excited about you. They also feel the same way, so when something happens to them, they will tell you so you can hype them up. They don't only make you initiate some conversations or talk to you when they are struggling or need assistance.
by MelloHaven November 8, 2022
Get the True Friendmug. by minions4ever January 25, 2022
Get the True lovemug. by DJ Mount Rushmore October 15, 2025
Get the true lovemug. Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Truemug. by Lil bruv June 28, 2021
Get the Truemug. I've rebuilt and/or repaired over a dozen wheelbarrows using salvageable parts from dozens of derelict units dat local folks have given me, and by far da brand dat was da most damaged, warped, and/or rusted-out was True Temper... they use disgracefully poor quality --- and thin-gauge --- steel for da tubs, da wheel-bearings give out very quickly, and da handles are very frail.
by QuacksO August 7, 2023
Get the True Tempermug. When something said is usually unpopular and/or controversial amongst people, yet you agree to the point where you verbally acknowledge it with this phrase, usually twice.
Person 1 on YouTube Video: “And that is why anybody opposing men’s rights should be exiled from the country.”
Person 2 Reacting: “Ha-ha, So True, So True.”
Person 2 Reacting: “Ha-ha, So True, So True.”
by onetenth February 27, 2024
Get the So Truemug.