hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

Hot Schiavo

To be in a vegetative state and have someone take a hot steaming duke on you.

Nicole drank way too much joose last night! So as soon as she passed out on the futon i gave her a Hot Schiavo!!!

by skeetshooter48195 June 19, 2010

Hot Flapper

The act of a fat male or female dancing or jiggling prefeucely without reason

Tom: Dude i was in the candy isle at walmart when i came across a Hot Flapper eating Nutela

by LJS Meat Sweats August 3, 2015

Boiling hot

When your so hot you feel like your boiling.

Omg! It's 32 degrees! I'm boiling hot 🔥

by Leigh** July 17, 2016

hot waffler

The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.

Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.

by tonytiger420 December 30, 2015

Hot Ricky

When kissing,weirdly sucking on the other participants tounge, as if it were a tiny penis.

"Oh man, I really slipped her the ol' hot Ricky last night."

by Phil lesherson November 23, 2015

Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013