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tasty testes

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny
by the beav February 25, 2005
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tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.
that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester
by prettyugly November 21, 2004
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Lucy Liu Test

This is an unwritten (until now) rule that states that any girl that has anything similar to Lucy Liu is not hot.

ie. Asian girls with freckles.
I don't like your girlfriend.. don't worry. She failed the Lucy Liu Test so i won't have to steal her from you.
by Tsen Wrath January 27, 2011
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test drive

borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.
Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance
by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008
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Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.
man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!
by pwnerofall June 23, 2009
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Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.
Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)
by Chris December 21, 2004
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testacular

The one and only way of describing a great penis.
One penis that is so great it has to be described by a word that is only in urban dictionary.
Wow...thats......testacular..... *drool* i wanna ride that
by Rayne DM April 23, 2004
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