first let me take a selfie

When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.

But first let me take a selfie

by Umme April 22, 2015

Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

Yes.

HEY!
Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

by AverageFnafEnjoyer May 5, 2022

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

selfie slut

A girl who takes a million photos of her self it slutty clothes

Girl1 *snap snap* tons of selfies taken
Girl2 your a selfie slut

by taylor copstick October 3, 2013

selfie

the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.

Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!

by Yolo Drake March 15, 2015

Seaford

A town in England that has just one little club called 'the trek' commonly used by sluts to 'get there freak on' with the very un-hot guys. Only consists of charity shops and cafes, Chavs and its worst feature being vale road or chyngton!

'hey man where u out 2night?'
'The trek dude'
*hangs up

-seaford-

by Christiee. January 27, 2008

Self-Occupied

A self-loving prick who loves him/herself so much that he/she would ruin the world around him/her because of his/her immediate interests only leading to his utter destruction because he couldn't take the time to walk over to the ash tray and put his cigarette out because he saw some pretty girls to go be a jackass to, in turn, leading the city's field to catch on fire and the girls throwing him into that fire for being a jackass.

Ergh, that guy is so self-occupied.
Dick.

by DannySG April 2, 2009