Random

A cow.

The random teenager mooed and ate the grass.

by thebookthatwillendtheworld September 21, 2024

random wok

An omakase (Japanese for “I'll leave it up to you”) or other tasting menu where the food served is chosen by the chef rather than by the diner. The term is a word play on the mathematical concept of the “random walk,” a mathematical concept used in science, economics and elsewhere, and the use of woks in restaurant kitchens (which is not limited to Chinese restaurants).

We tried the random wok menu at Miyamoto's the other night and it was awesome -- we loved every single dish the chef sent out.

by FitofPeak2 November 29, 2024

Randomence

Randomence : The quality of inscrutable pattern and structure of the two or more events happening at the same time by moment or chance

“Through Randomence, the echoes of past choices align with the present in ways both inscrutable and inevitable.”

by CondoneCon February 23, 2025

Randolf

Unemployed Filipino man usually residing in his room and playing Roblox.

They also spend unhealthy amount of time on 4chan and reddit.

Person 1. Oh look a Filipino
Person 2. That's Randolf
Person 1. I didn't know he was uneployed

by MCvonPlayer April 15, 2025

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by xx236262 June 2, 2025

Random Little Girl Attack

ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!

Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"

Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."

Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

Rando Chess

A metaphor in video game theory that refers to a game of chess with all the rules of regular chess until a player wins. Once a player wins, a die is rolled, and the loser becomes a winner if it reads "1".

Refers to a video game where random factors can triumph over skill, often in favor of player engagement or as a side affect of emergent or dynamic gameplay.

The Fortnite storm mechanic puts you in a game of rando chess

by this handle is not in use September 17, 2025