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Purple Spear 

The phallus on a black man.
Maria goes exclusively for the purple spear.
Purple Spear by Moose Byte February 23, 2009

Purple headed yogurt shooter

He can't stop playing with his purple headed yogurt shooter.

purple vein diamond cutter 

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.
She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.

Purple Moose 

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.
Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.
Purple Moose by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011

purple llama 

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.
Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!
purple llama by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis
Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.