peanut

when you pee and nut at the same time

bro, i just peanutted in your toilet

by Whischdidhci December 25, 2019

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 27, 2018

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!

I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

by The aj gains November 28, 2020

Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 5, 2022