dumpy pants

a pair of old pants with a horribe shit stain or reminents of actual shit stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.
yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, fucking stinks!
by umpypump April 24, 2009
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nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.
I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.
by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009
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Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.
Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You
by hiddengamer93 January 12, 2009
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Sticky Pants

The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.
Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.
by Some gay faggot March 16, 2010
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Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.
Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.
by Jonathan Merkel March 29, 2005
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tweak pants

grey pants, capri in nature, often burlap or twill or dark denim. Worn by tennis players to night haunts of sophistication. Usually accompanies drinking of Michelob Ultra or doing meth
Hi, I have turrets, but you are wearing tweak pants
by Umoja January 13, 2008
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cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 09, 2010
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