testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Side race

A side race is any race in America that isn't white or black. They would be considered minorities from any region. The reason why I call them a side race is because they are overshadowed constantly by the 2 mainstream races which are the blacks and the whites. They aren't involved in the big race war that you automatically become involved in once your both ether race in America. The race war in America between the blacks & the whites has been going on since slavery days. A side race's symptoms maybe jealousy,envy,anger, or captian obvious. They often feel resentment that their race is considered irrelevant by society and that their opinions are often deemed insignificant and meaningless because they aren't in ether races shoes due to this obvious fact they are often observing and giving a outside perspective that benefits no one and that we can all see.

White man: Nigger please ha ha.
Black man: Yo alan thats not cool right there we've been friends for 2 yrs. but you can't just go around saying nigger like that.
White man: Well if you can say it I can.
Black man: Ahh hell no *knocks white man out*
Indian asian: I think you over reacted Jamal maybe we should call the police.
Black man: I'm not calling po po you must be up out of your mind f that and f you to you stupid side race! Nobody cares what you think we've just been keeping you around as a token.

by JazJ March 18, 2011

love race

Where you live within in someone never ends.

My love for you races all the time. I call that love race.

by Delovewomen September 30, 2018

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 14, 2011

dingle race

Money so big neighbors think im yeat
bitch you cant compete
lil hoe get on your knees and lick the cheese
im finna get on her ass
you can call me pair of jeans
that girl she came and sucked my dick
and she did it hella mean
man they call me quandale
had to get to the green
im not talking bout no kale
had to kick a lil bitch out cuz she was fuckin like a snail
man i was just in jail
i was soaking up mail
quandarius tried to ditch me and his stupid ass failed
got these hoes mad
cuz im gettin racks
put a hunded on the dash
bitch your breath stink please go put
on a fucking mask
she said pass the weed bitch
i dont like to pass the gas
blowin bubbles blowin zaza
she got big ol titties

i said goo goo
goo gaga
in the zoo monkey ass neighbor
ooo
ooo ah ah
stop playin with me
when im makin money i cannot hear whatchu sayin to me
lil bitch on her knees shes religious like she prayin to me
ok im done

dingle race is goated

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 01, 2014

racing strip

same as landing strip

narrow strip of pussy hair north of vagina

-Hey, what do you have down there? How do you call it ? Racing strip?
-Landing strip!

by dildo777 February 25, 2025