Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.

She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.

by LanzAlx November 28, 2013

Mo-Job

When one ingests copious amounts of various types of alcohol, topped off by projectile, violent, and exsplosive emesis.

Maureen did a stellar performance of a Mo-Job one saturday night.

by Sammie Jo7 June 11, 2013

sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

by Katy B. December 7, 2006

jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.

Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.

by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 22, 2009

Nug Job

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.

Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Slam Job

When on man gives another man a hand-job in a Denny’s parking lot in exchange for a Grand Slam®

Me and Tyler met up at Denny’s last night and I gave him a good old fashioned slam job

by Whiskey stagger May 6, 2019