Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.

Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet

by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019

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(the numbers)

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Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)

Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal

by NuggGod March 9, 2020

Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

by Arm4c August 8, 2025

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Used by Roblox players to bypass the Roblox chat filters (they don't let you chat numbers, in case someone tells their age).

I am rank music52 in Phantom Forces!
music(insert any number here)

by Happy Noob March 12, 2018

number one gasser

Somebody who is always talking shit.

Thats bullshit, you are the number one gasser!

by lobwedge November 14, 2011

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