german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.

After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.

by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020

German chicken

Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life

Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken

Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man

by Fat bill November 30, 2017

German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia

“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”

by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021

German submarine

When a guy is getting head in a hot tube and he hold the other persons head under water then farts on them.

I was in the hot tube when my girl was giving me head. I held her head and farted, the gas bubble came up and hit her in the face so hard she came up out of the water to smell it and was based. I told her she had just been German submarined!

by Hotnathan June 7, 2024

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

German Cake

Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east

Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''

by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018

German Fulcrum

Originating from Christian night clubs in Berlin, the German Fulcrum is an intimate act where two Christians (afraid to break premarital sex laws) get on either side of a mattress and bounce up and down.

"Hans and Frances did the German Fulcrum last night."

by WD Wilfred May 8, 2024