Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing...

South Park reference

You're a muff cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by JMoyer October 15, 2010

muff cabbage 

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

muff cabbage by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

muffankle 

a cankle with a muffin top

Holy shit dude! That chick over there has Muffankles!

muffankle by SurfNutRoxy October 9, 2008

Muff Biscuit

Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.

Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?

Muff Biscuit by AJtheDude November 5, 2010

Muffa's 

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

Muffa's by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa Dick 

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

Muffa Dick by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

Muff bunny 

A small piece of toilet paper caught in a muff

A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.

Muff bunny by Dr O December 2, 2011