Mexican Zoo 

adjective. Used to describe something that reeks, more often than not mensturating chinnese rice growers. A immensely pungent stench.

My nose started to bleed as I lowered her panties and steam rose from her cum dumpster, it was at that moment that I realised her snatch stank like a Mexican Zoo.

Mexican Zoo by Lindzz August 1, 2007

Mexican Eye Goggles 

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.

When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!

Mexican Eye Goggles by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

Mexican Crack

Crack usually mixed with beans and spices to give give it a spicy flavor.

Drug Dealer: Wanna buy some crack?
Crack Addict: Sorry man I only use Mexican Crack.

Mexican Crack by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

Mexican back massage 

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

Mexican back massage by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

mexican chain fight 

The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.

Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!

mexican chain fight by Kapn October 25, 2004

mexican timemachine 

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

mexican timemachine by suasponte January 27, 2005

Mexican American 

The coolest people on the face of the earth, puto.

Mexican Americans...
Lack an education,
so they go to night school, and take Spanish and get a B...
Mexican Americans...
Don't just like to get into gangfights,
they like flowers and music and Whitegirls named debby too..
-Cheech & Chong

Mexican American by Lurchy Lurch April 21, 2006