by Drumphillia December 29, 2015
It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.
After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.
by The "Master" Baiter August 19, 2011
The most legendary of all chefs, of such unfathomable power and skill non could ever dream of reaching. It is said after eating one of the dishes created by chef masterful, one commits suicide because of the knowledge that they will never taste such exquisiteness again because of the scarcity of dishes made.
by Kinflir January 27, 2017
Also known as mans and he is never hot he has a 2 o'clock fetish which is either a glass ok cola or sour cream and onion crisps and a isotonic and he says he is a berry hard mans
by Kian Cheshire December 13, 2017
by MasterGooch January 02, 2016
Somebody who is a Jenga Pro. They possess the ultimate skills when it comes to removing the blocks of wood, Jenga Masters can manoeuvre in the very trickiest of situations.
Girl: 'He'll never get that one out, there's no way it won't topple over...there's no way out'
(Boy removes jenga piece with impossible skill)
Girl: Wow...that guy, is a Jenga Master.
(Boy removes jenga piece with impossible skill)
Girl: Wow...that guy, is a Jenga Master.
by the no1 source of knowledge December 28, 2010
The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.
Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.
by superbipolar420 October 04, 2015