May 4

May 4 is slap a stranger in the face and if they hit back they are gay/lesbian.

Person 1: *slaps*
Person 2: What was that for?! *slaps Person 1*
Person 1: It’s May 4 you hit me back so ur gay/lesbian!
Person 2: ... crap

by Oof_hi December 8, 2019

May 16

Garbage Trash Appreciation Day

Garbage Trash Appreciation Day: Someone's birthday. May 16.

by JRS⠀⠀ May 10, 2021

May 10

Grab ass and tits at the same time day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and tits at the same time*
Girl, “dude wtf”
Guy, “what it’s May 10”

by Got em kehd May 9, 2019

May 6th

National praise Landon day. And give him a blowjob

“Oh boy! It’s May 6th”!
“hey, there’s Landon, better get on your knees!”

by Nigger penis October 12, 2019

Jamie May

Someone who has more days off work than on. Always absent, never with a good excuse, lazy when he does work, generally glides through life with the minimum possible amount of work.

Man you've been off 3 days this week already, are you turning into a bit of a Jamie May.

by NotJakeandFrasersIdea January 24, 2005

mais oui

French for 'but yes'.

French:
"Parles-tu francais?"
"Mais oui."

English:
"Do you speak French?"
"But yes."

by paulafromtwoson November 6, 2007

may 26th

The day of all faggotry
Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit

Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit Dude I thonk I’m gay

by Jonnyhasatinypingus May 26, 2019