Sock Stuffing

To propose to do an activity or announce a thought to be polite, with no actually intention of following through with said activity or actions related to said thought.

"So I told her parents I'd keep my hands to myself and I'd do the dishes...I was completely sock stuffing them"

by 4EvelynRabbit December 8, 2007

quitter socks

Socks that have lost elasticity so they don't stay up, and usually end up half off of your foot inside your shoe while walking around.

YOU: Slow down, I have to take off my shoe and put my sock on, it's falling off.

ME: Ah,quitter socks?
I usually throw them out when it gets to that point.

YOU: Well, I didn't have enough money for socks because I spent all my money on weed.

ME: Got any more?

YOU: Nahh sorry dude I smoked my last bit today... I got a ball of resin and I rolled it around in weed bits. It was pathetic.

ME: Hey don't be ashamed, we've all been there!
lol

by Hairy Henderson February 17, 2010

cock sock

another way of saying condom

"Hey Jim, do you have a spare cock sock? I'm gonna need one later"

"Whats that?"

"It's a condom =P"

by jakezille October 8, 2008

Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.

Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals

by Kuggy August 14, 2007

Brain sock

A hat

Dr. Seuss was originally going to call it "The Cat in the brain sock" but it would have failed to teach children how to rhyme

by TheKidThatJustWokeUp February 19, 2011

special sock

A sock which is used to ejaculate in. This sock is usally hidden somewhere since the owner doesnt want it to be found. Special socks go hard and crusty after the semen dries.

Yo bro did u hide ur special sock yet?
Yeah bro no one is going to find it

by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2022

Hot-Socking

Anal sex. Typically the rough and vigorous variety. May, but not always, result in a pink sock.

Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.

Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2018