A dirty nasty stank hoe.a hoe that have sex with men and wont bath afterwards.a woman who keeps herself,house,and or kids nasty or dirty.a woman who has bad hygiene and a stank pussy
by bigdix March 21, 2015
A phrase which describes the low/ almost non existent intelligence level of someone. In other words, this phrase means the person directed at is stupid, dumb, and totally moronic.
Lanbo: "Dude, do you know what 1+1 equals?" MOnkeys85: "Are you stupid? It's 85!" Lanbo: "ur dum! MUD RU! it's 2!"
by battle_asx552 November 09, 2008
A ride or die female that not afraid to get muddy and down to hit the trails with her man or her homegirls at any given time or place.
All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket. She drinks my beer and takes care of me, just me and my mud cricket!
by Brute Boat March 21, 2021
by bryan newell June 20, 2004
The human buttocks; specifically, the skin and muscle enclosing the anus. The body part that sandwiches residual fecal matter attached to the rectum, thus providing a buffer between one's undergarments.
My mud flaps felt like sandpaper, leading me to believe that I may not have adequately wiped myself.
by Chocotacojewboy October 16, 2007
by Muddybuddy February 06, 2015
When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.
by Bob February 21, 2005