Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

hog broth

semen, cum

Friend 1: Crankin' my hog.
Friend 2: straight up jorkin it
Friend 3: brewing up hog broth

by uhhhrmie June 18, 2024

Hog

A tall but rather skinny man

He is a hog

by User T70 July 6, 2024

bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

Dumbass the Hog

A funny pig who goes around saying “I’m a dumbass”

Dumbass the Hog - “I’m a dumbass”

by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024