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A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass
by marvellous*may August 1, 2023
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Grasshole

A person who mows the lawn and blows all the grass into the road making it extremely hazardous to motorcycles.
See the dude mowing his lawn onto the street? He is a real grasshole!
by MyCrazeeLife August 6, 2023
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Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.3

A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.4

Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).5 These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.

With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,3 the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.6

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
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Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH
After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.
by anonymous September 19, 2023
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Bob hadn't touched grass in a while, instead he spent his time playing the new fortnite update.
by urbanian_1234 October 17, 2023
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Grasshopper

A very big pick me. This girl is a big hoe, has too many boyfriends and is just plain rude. They think everybody likes them but in reality they are hated. Their name is probably unique and they think they are better than everybody. They have only ugly boyfriends because they are too ugly for a normal one, but somehow think the boyfriend is hot.
"Yo dude, don't date her. Shes a complete grasshopper."
by BigFatPickle November 8, 2023
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Grassi

Emo bitch with immaculate music taste whos hilarious and can dress well
“Grassi is the best person I’ve ever met.”
by Ff jkkk November 20, 2023
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