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mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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Goose

So good it's silly. Prompted from the typo "goos."
How's that new show you're watching?
It's goose man, can't stop watching.
by ACrackedEgg February 5, 2025
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A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.
Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.
by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023
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sillier goose

eru is a sillier goose than zen
by Zen451 July 29, 2021
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Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.
"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"
by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019
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kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)
Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"
by coolkidthatiscool May 2, 2022
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silly goose

I'm leaving this job because my boss is a silly goose.
by hurrrrrdurr September 20, 2023
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