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Get Noob

{Get Noob} means that you are (A. Asserting dominance over whoever you are saying it to. (B. Insulting someone. (C. Complimenting somebody.
Bobby: I had sex with your Mother.
Flamingo: Get noobed, buster.
Bobby: : O yes
by JohnHeckerson June 29, 2019
mugGet the Get Noobmug.

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"
I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
by TheMocker December 29, 2005
mugGet the get a gripmug.

get hands on

A: get your hands on somebody (informal)
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them

B: get/lay your hands on something

to succeed in obtaining something

C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody

1. to work with someone

2. to punish someone severel

D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something

to obtain something
For get hands on
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!

B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.

C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,” said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV

2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!

D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
by Eng--Mah April 8, 2010
mugGet the get hands onmug.

get a grip

Often used when someone thinks they are to good, better then someone, ahead of the game, Overzealous Confidence, or when one thinks they better then they are. "Get a grip" simply reminds them that they arent.. Basically used when someone thinks their shit doesnt stink. "To come back to reality"..
Eric: Damn I am handsome!
Trish: Get a grip!
by Trish Nunz December 9, 2008
mugGet the get a gripmug.

get laid

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.
by Anonymous June 15, 2002
mugGet the get laidmug.

getting old

the behavior, fashion, word, style is getting phased out.

*insert stuff here* is getting predictable.
you're bitchy antics are getting old.

being cool is the only thing that never gets old.
by gruenfeld777 November 21, 2010
mugGet the getting oldmug.

Getting Weak

v. Gettin Weak is something you do in reaction to something very funny.
"Oh Shit Man! That homeless guy with the fresh produce is hysterical! I'm Getting Weak!"
by johnathan. December 22, 2008
mugGet the Getting Weakmug.

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