German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 06, 2021

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 03, 2021

German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.

I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss

by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 06, 2018

German Ovsyannikov

someone who is super small

Dude ur small as hell ur like German Ovsyannikov height dude

by GZXD1308 November 08, 2021

German Inhale

Unlike a French inhale this is When a person attempts to eat ass but the receiver farts in the pitchers mouth.

Yeah so I tried to eat my girls ass but she said it was ticklish and she gave me a “German Inhale”

by The real truth:/ October 08, 2020

German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way

by Czech lady October 18, 2020