Alaskan Firedragon

The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra

Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017

Tom Forded

To loose your virginity in the back seat of your car, behind a Sam’s Club, only lasting about a minute, and cumming inside her without a condom.

Dude I definitely tom forded this girl last night I’m so embarrassed .

by Njharlan May 23, 2018

Fordy

A fucking Cunt that needs to be drowned

Fordy is a Cunt no one likes him.

by Shitbitch33 June 21, 2017

Ford Ranger

Ford Ranger is a synonym for words like "Rage" or "Anger". Since not many people know the meaning its used to convey anger about something to a single person without upsetting the entire group.

Man 1: "Dude, this party is like making me Ford Ranger man. You know what i mean bro?"

Man 2: "Yeah brah, I'm Totally Ford Rangered about it man. Lets his the road dude bro.

by Tub-O-Fun January 27, 2010

Ford Taurus

The Doo Doo of cars.

I dropped a Ford Taurus in the toilet.

by yodadeuce February 18, 2021

LJ Ford

an LJ FORD (meaning lacking juice) is usually a male creature that is unable to produce semen, mainly due to the continuous rubbing of its own genitals. An LJ Ford is usually the type of creature you see near cliffs and wishing for a better life, they also have a strong tendency to be gay. An LJ Ford may also be seen with many other outcasts such as the elusive skaltum.

i think im an LJ Ford
well stop rubbing it then

by mickypay April 4, 2008

Dick Fore

A passing term used to describe someone or something indirectly. Normally this term ends with the receptor asking a question on the origin of the word, in which you reply "poopin silly"

Bill=Your a dick fore.
Bob=Whats a dick for?
Bill=Poopin Silly

by Carrot623 January 17, 2009