Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

by dosel February 14, 2023

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

body flap buckling run

A 'body flap buckling run' is when a greased up derby girl skates full speed into a man only wearing a sombrero, slaps his balls with a ping pong paddle, then lights his hair on fire.

She gave him the 'ole body flap buckling run!'

by Dr_Cakes December 21, 2023

Bitch Flaps

See also Meat Curtains, the excess loose flesh on a woman's vagina.

Man, did you see the bitch flaps on that girl at the club?

by Thraven The Mad January 18, 2024

Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls

I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023