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Riley faced

A term similar in form to that of "shitfaced." Riley faced is a broad term that describes the ultimate of pricks. To be called riley faced, or referred to as riley faced, one must meet a few criteria:
1. One who is riley faced has horrible, pustular acne, similar to the acne that Riley has.
2. One who is riley faced is an xenophobe (hater of foreigners).
3. One who is riley faced must be a hardcore conservative bastard.
4. Finally, one who is riley faced cannot back up any of his broad, offensive viewpoints.

The riley faced asses of our world can be observed in nearly every social mileu, and cause a general consternation to everyone in their vicinity.
One word, Riley.

Supporters of W are usually riley faced.
by Anonymouse the moose October 4, 2006
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Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing
Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.
by Satchmo II April 5, 2003
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Stoner#1 Hey yo let's get that faded meal dawg and eat it up in a quick second.

Stoner #2 I'm down fool, first let's take 4-5-6-7-8-9 bong tokes and then a few beer bongs and then a couple more bong tokes 4-5-6-7..

Stoner #1 Faded fool!
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faded in my last song soty.
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Ayo Tom, look at Jack, he is totally faded.
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trashy-faced

extremely intoxicated, the kind of drunk where you stumble around like a fool
I was so trashy-faced last night, I drank so much alcohol.
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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011
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