face card

$100 Bill

A face card is a hundred dolla bill, a very hard long stare is a grill. RIP Big L Flamboyant for life

by Ryan Smith October 3, 2003

Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010

About face

1. Before it was perverted, it was a military manouver in which a soldier or a troop turn around in the opposite direction; 180 degrees.

"Charlie Company, A-BOUT FACE!"

*soldiers turn swiftly and uniformly to face the opposite direction.*

*Onlookers are amazed with such precision and sexyness...*

by Person who can think for himself. (Adam) April 15, 2005

cock face

a person being an idiot, jerk, cock, asshole, or being plain stupid.

shortened term - also see being a cock.

"fuck dude your being such a cock face right now"

"dont be such a cock face!"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

Disco Face

A female with a beautiful face in the dim lights of a club, that once exposed to natural light revels an inordinate amount of acne and or poor complexion.

The next morning; Man that bitch had a disco face!

by JohnnyBKK February 3, 2009

Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

by HANDICAPPEDhero November 27, 2011

nuts in the face

A basketball term used when someone executes a dunk with authority, hangs on the rim, lifts up his legs as if he was teabaggin his opponent (putting his scrotum on another’s head). See also ding alling dinner

Oh shit shaq just went nuts in the face on that nigga

by finnadat May 24, 2004