by allthegoodnamesaretake6969 July 21, 2016
Get the ethnic drunkmug. Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
by dr1nk January 24, 2012
Get the Desperation Drunkmug. Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy November 22, 2011
Get the Cardboard Drunkmug. by Dirk'sAutumn January 11, 2021
Get the Drunk Jitsumug. Get drunk from cheap vodka, after eating nothing else but toast bread for the last couple days. Then puking for several hours until nothing is left, but stomach juices.
by Sabaka January 25, 2019
Get the Sabaka drunkmug. When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023
Get the Accidentally drunkmug. by vrk27000 February 5, 2015
Get the drunk cakesmug.