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Dick Roll'd

The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?

Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.

Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.

Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
by JordanMichael September 12, 2011
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Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry
Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC
by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011
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Dick Mabbutt

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!
by AcidityBM November 18, 2021
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Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
by Bae5867 December 2, 2022
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Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.
"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."
by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018
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dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited
by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017
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Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.
Dick Stubig was angry last night.
by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004
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