chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.

Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence

by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018

david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass

person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc

by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019

David goldsmith

An annoying ass know it all kid with a stupid voice

Guy- that David Goldsmith is so annoying and his voice makes me wanna die
Dante- haha I always hated that kid

by fjkjfkdjkdjksdjdf May 24, 2018

David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

DAVID KAYEYE

DAVID CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HARRASED HER AND HUGS OTHER WOMEN WITHOUT BEING ASKED OVERALL HES A JERK

DAVID KAYEYE is gay

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019

Stinky David

A black guy who smells and likes to touch the white people aggressively

Oh look it’s stinky david hide the kids honey
What a tar baby

by Doodio November 13, 2019