Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer August 4, 2016

Choada

Ejaculate, sperm.

"Billy Bob covered his hot second cousin's tits with his fat stream of clam choada"

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis

That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .

by owl fountain May 25, 2016

chodah

That thing between your balls and butthole.

I love when my girl licks my chodah.

by watch2muchTV June 9, 2016

chod smoker

One who smokes chodes

Chris can be such a chod smoker

by bigsecy95☆ November 20, 2016

choadanus

A normally fat person resembling that of a choad (or has a choad) and has the and attitude of an ass therefore anus

"No dick Nick pushed me in the pond ,man he is a real choadanus"

by Drake has no hands November 25, 2016

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017