Sam's Chicken

The best chicken shop (halal) in the world

'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
'waiter, we wanna speak to SAM'
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'

by naahyar lasiaf January 11, 2009

szechuan chicken

a featherless bird native to china. lives in pools of delicious spicy sauce

"we had chinese last night!"
"*drool*"

by pineapple bacon April 23, 2005

chicken hawk

An older gay man who like young gay bois. In other words, he likes "chicken."

He won't go for you, he's a chicken hawk, and you are 28.

by JSP March 19, 2005

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

funky chicken

A seizure, typically the result of a fatal trauma such as stroke, brain damage or poison.

Keep your mask on if you don't want to do the funky chicken.

by FeO2 April 24, 2011

chicken bag

a nutsack!typically on men or fat women who act like men. or who smell like dookie

Hey! don't make me kick your chicken bag!

by peedonu August 8, 2004

Poke the chicken

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus

My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.

by JayJay123 May 26, 2011