Poo-breath

1) -Adjective- Used to describe the smell of breath resembling that of excrement.

2) -Noun- A subject deployed tactically as an ice-breaker or to break awkward, uncomfortable silences.

1)

Peter: "Don't you think the Mr. Cross has really bad poo-breath?"

Tarquin: "I think you should shut the fuck up, and get out of my kitchen."

2)

Guy: "I've never been on a blind date before. It's nice to meet you."

Girl: "Yeah, you too. So.. uh..."

......................................................................................

Guy: "Poo-breath?"

by Poo_Skater July 19, 2011

Zactly's Breath

When your breath smells exactly like your ass.

Person A: Dude, you've got zactly's breath!
Person B: What's zactly's breath?
Person: It's when your breath smells exactly like your ass!

by Ms. Apprentice March 3, 2008

shit breath

Fairly self explanatory. Someone who`s breath smells like shit. Usually caused by bad mouth/throat hygiene. Halitosis is the correct medical term.

"Hey shit breath, Have you been eating your own Pooh again?"

by Assumed identity January 16, 2005

cunt breathe

someone whose breathe smells like pussy, because they've been eating alot of it.

person 1: O MY GOD, that dude over there has the worst cunt breathe i've ever smelled.
Person 2: Yeah, i bet he got lucky last night.

by partybear December 27, 2008

Russian breath mint

When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.

Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.

Ya I know, I watched.

Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh

by Benny boom booms October 22, 2010

Dragon breath

Consumption of alcohol to the point where breath could be lit on fire.

Alcoholic breath.

Mark - *knocks on door*
Eric - *opens the door*
Mark - *in Eric's face* Hey can I have a soda?!
Eric - *taken aback* Damn, trying to burn off my face? You have horrible dragon breath.

by cheri0904 September 16, 2011

Breathe Smoke

its more of a phrase. it was first said (concluded by my research) in the movie "fight club". Tooken to mean 'commit suicide'

i wanted to put a bullet between the teeth ofd every panda that wouldnt fuck to save its species, i wanted to destroy something beautifu, i Wanted to Breathe Smoke.

by South3rnN1nja January 17, 2009