The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.
1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
by Evil timmy September 21, 2005
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"Graduation Blue-Balled"
When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.
"Lunch Blue-Balled"
When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.
When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.
"Lunch Blue-Balled"
When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.
by all my names were used December 17, 2008
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Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
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others include:
orange mario mushrooms
orange buddahs
purple crowns
pink doves
green guns
white playboys
dirty bunnies
etc, etc
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