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Big Bang

A cosmological model for the Universe, describing an event billions of years ago that allowed for the existence of atoms and life. It is commonly misunderstood by ignorant people who think it began at a single point in space, appeared out of nowhere or was an explosion.

The Big Bang actually refers to a point in the Universe when it was extremely dense, but infinitely large. About 13.8 billion years ago, matter in the Universe was much closer together and space was mostly filled with an opaque plasma of light and electrons (the Photon Era). As a result, everything was unimaginably hot, and some scientists think that this heat led objects to move away from each other (hotter things expand).

While there may have been infinite matter, there is even more space through which objects can move apart. This allowed matter to continue moving away from other matter and, as a result of the expansion, the Universe began to cool down. Atoms were able to form and eventually stars and galaxies followed. In essence, one can say the Big Bang occurred everywhere; all matter moved away from each other in the tightly packed Universe.
Ignoramus: the big bang was impossible, matter can't explode from nothing!1!
Scientist: Ugh...
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Monkey Bang

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.
“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”
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Big Banging

When two sexually very compatible individuals constantly reach higher levels of fulfillment, resulting in forces that seem to shake the very universe.
"I thought Big Banging was just a myth, until this girl proved me wrong". I felt the earth move."
by Beauty & the Wrinklebeast January 8, 2012
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Bang Hao

Bang Hao is a boy with no life and yellow teeth. His yellow teeth could shine bright like the sun shine and a 2 face f***er.
Example in a sentence: R u a bang hao? U backstabbed me and u have yellow teeth.
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banged out

by playap02 January 14, 2004
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bang me

putting your finger(s) in a girls vagina.
my pants are off; now bang me dammit!
by meggers July 26, 2003
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Bang booty

When a girl got dat ill na na, Phat ass, or is just flatout like dat in bed.
I fucked jasmine last nite dats a bang booty chick rite der.
Look at that bang booty hoe ova there, her ass phat as shit.
Dat girl look like a bang booty bitch like she got bangin pussy, a phat booty, and suck ya dick good.
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