Soggy bagel

When you are fucking a biscuit and eventually you cum in it. Then,it starts to become soggy and you eat it.

I was so horney last night that I had a soggy bagel.

by Jizza July 12, 2003

cock bagel

Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?

by Chris and Peter November 21, 2003

bageldog

an uncircumcised penis

Did you hear that Joey Josh has a bageldog?

by eddie December 3, 2003

Bâge

A shortend Name For Bajingo

You have a nice Bâge

by Bâgemaster May 1, 2006

Baber

The act of killing a non livestock animal by sticking a metal needle through its heart,and then lying about it when caught.Also known as: Intercardiac,Baber,Baberized,aggravated animal cruelty
History: Sumner Co veterinarian bill baber got caught using heart shots on domestic animals.He lied about it, got caught,and embarrased his community,and other veterinarians.

Using the Baber method is illegal.The animals have been baberized repeatedly.dont baber yourself over spilled milk.

by tired o'turds January 6, 2008

badger

when a vagina is so dirty and unclean that it is no longer considered a beaver. it is brown and YUCKY.

a slang term for a vagina that is overused

a skank hoes Koofie

derived from the latin term Browne Vadger

yo kats badger is so nasty that I think i saw an animal come out of the hole and skamper away.

Her badger is so stanky it smells like the great depression.

by FOOLPIE November 18, 2006

Badger

a blonde bitch cunt who has a pancake for a face
she is generally very annoying.
she likes to scissor girls named katie because she is a lesbian badger
at lunch... she should burry a hole under the table to eat her fizzy tabs
baders suck

errr badger
ahhh i just wanna shoot a badger

by BadgerHunter08 June 17, 2008