unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.

Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”

by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023

Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.

Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.

by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

Hardened asshole

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse

He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.

by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019

Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

asshole stinger

after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.

the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.

by BUTT MAN December 31, 2013