Oh, you're so sound 

Not the literal meaning of sound, that is to say, cool, very good etc.
It is like reverse sexual innuendo.
It means that you want to sex up the person you are speaking to, or that you find them ridiculously sexy.
It can also be used as a joke, to the people who don't know what it means, them thinking you mean it literally, as in you think they are cool.

It comes from the West of Ireland radio show iGo Home with Fergal D'Arcy on i102104.
He heard one of his flat mates say it during sex.

Girl: Like this?
Guy: Oh, you're so sound!


Student: Ms, you're so sound!
Teacher: Oh, thank you Tom, you're quite the hip one too.

Oh, you're so sound by Squirrelsauced March 30, 2009

I don't think you're fat 

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

I don't think you're fat by Michael December 29, 2003

You think you're better than me?! 

The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".

Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.

Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!

-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...

You think you're better than me?! by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006

If you're going to flash, flash hard 

A cricketing term. Sound interesting?

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard

If you're going to flash, flash hard by Umpire Strikes Back November 4, 2004

when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details 

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.

Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details by Ashley ;D June 18, 2008

...when you’re a bitch 

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.

Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

...when you’re a bitch by Larry and Rex and Benny August 5, 2018

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it 

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.

Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it by MattSav September 23, 2008