Whale

Whales are robots created by the government to eat political dissidents.

I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".

by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021

Whale Cock

A penis that is exceptionally great and very large.

I heard that he has a whale cock! You know, that Moby Dick!

by butt slutt February 15, 2024

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

Whale

It is a creature that lives in the ocean that is fat

Well did you see that whale

by Pepperjackcheese January 2, 2024

Beach whale

A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.

I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.

by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021