Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021

forever virgins

discord moderators

person 1: dude look at those forever virgins

by koRnyshit March 30, 2022

Asian Virgin

Exactly what the word states: Asian Virgin.
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.

Written by an Asian

Girl: I'm sore
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin

Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????

by lycheejinx_ February 8, 2022

Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

King of Virgins

A cool guy who believes that loosing your virginity doesn't make you an alpha chad.

Michael is such a king of virgins, He wants to be with a woman but not have sex.

by king of the virgins September 27, 2021

Virgin Rowan

A guy named Rowan who has long hair and looks like a girl who spends so much time fantasizing about fucking dudes he can’t get laid.

You gotta get out of the house more, you are starting to turn into a Virgin Rowan.

by Gorilla10840 August 15, 2021