Michigan State University 

1: A top university if you’re looking for a good path. It was founded in 1855 in East Lansing, Michigan. There is mascot is known as “Sparty”. As the title of thr bame suggests, it’s.. well.. a spartan.

2: WAAAAAAY better than Michigan University.

3: Great for parties

4: Lots of good sports

5: An overall great college.

It’s an extravagant place, great one, and it’s also a nice place for hanging out and dancing and for frat parties.

Person 1: “I’m excited to get into Michigan State University!”
Sparty: “OH HELL YEAH!

Michigan State University by suite pee December 8, 2021

University of Michigan 

An awesome school located in Ann Arbor, Michigan: a great city and a kickass college town with some of the most lenient marijuana laws in the nation. Despite its moderately high admission rate (47%), it is arguably one of the best public universities in the world. In 2008, it was the highest ranked public university in the nation, according to World University Rankings. The students here really know how to have fun, but realize that school is about getting an education. Most everyone here has that "work-hard, play-hard" mentality.

The University of Michigan is the best public university in the nation and Ann Arbor is one of the coolest towns in Michigan!!!

University of Michigan by 1-420-420-4200 October 14, 2009

Bob Jones University

A university known for racism, Christian fundamentalism, prudery, and being conservative fascists, aligning themselves with the Republican party.

Bob Jones University by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Miami University Swimmers 

A group of athletes at Miami University who frequently consume excess amounts of alcohol to compensate for the excess amounts of miles swam in the pool daily. They work hard, and play harder.

Similar to a small town, everyone seems to know everyone else's business. Rumors fly and tempers flare regardless of the hour. Sunday morning brunch at Harris Dining Hall brings out awkward weekend memories.

These MU athletes are also credited with throwing the single largest house party on campus, called Fish Fest, typically held in April each year. Hundreds of thirsty students stop by for their share of 20+ kegs and live music.

Notoriously known for having an exemplary collective GPA, the MU swimmers prove they are bound for success in and out of the pool.

I always see the Miami University Swimmers pushing tables together at Harris and talk about the weekend. Someone always gets "housed".

Miami University Swimmers by Wet Redhawk July 19, 2009

Rowan University 

Public university in Glassboro, New Jersey founded in 1923. The colors of this university is gold and brown, yes the colors of human waste. The students wear these colors proudly as they try enjoy the ghost town that surrounds them, while kicking themselves for not getting into any of the 20 superior colleges in Philly.

Dad: Did you get acceptance letters from any good schools?

Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.

Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.

Rowan University by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015

Rice University 

where the party's at

Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!

Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*

Rice University by Chillizle December 22, 2004

Coastal Carlina University 

a.k.a CCU

See also: Myrtle Beach SC.

D1: Who needs school when u have the beach, beer, and southern bells.

D2: Liberal Arts with a southern twist.

I go to school at Coastal Carolina University in Myrtle Beach South Carolina. Where do u go?

Coastal Carlina University by Steve C. Smith April 26, 2005