An alchoholic beverage. Mix 70 percent Malibu rum and 30 percent Jager, stir in 1 Tsp. orange kool-aid, drop in 2 slices of orange, serve chilled.
I can't believe you hooked up with that nasty ho last night!
I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick!
I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick!
by Hot Lettuce November 4, 2010
Get the Orange Turd mug.When a man is in a state of shock,depression,anxiety and his only answer to this feeling is drinking several pints of beer and in this piss drunk state, he executes a finishing move which makes him achieve the legendary status of a 'turd warrior'.
the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.
the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.
father saying this to a shocked son who witnessed this horror;
man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.
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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.
man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.
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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.
by BastionBooger619 February 25, 2011
Get the turd warrior mug.SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
by Rebecca!! September 15, 2006
Get the Floating turd mug.An Eco-turd is defined as a person, usually wealthy, who is always trying to project him or herself on the forefront of popular concepts or practices. This individual is seldom driven by conscience or principle but rather appearance.
Mr. Fletcher has just moved in his eleven thousand sq ft GREEN built home in the exclusive gated community he had constructed for he and his wife. He turns to his wife Mimsie and says :" Mimsie, I think it's time to trade the Hummer in and maybe buy one of the new hybrid SUVs that are getting up to 14 miles per gallon. i think the flex-fuel badgiing on the front and sides would impress our friends at the club."
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD
Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD
Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
by Walter Eagle December 20, 2010
Get the Eco-turd mug.A person who collects crap on other people behind their backs making themselves look like shit. Often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.
by Alessria November 15, 2010
Get the Turd-Basket mug."Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
Get the turd burgler mug.Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)
by Rex Fortune January 15, 2010
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