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turd barnacle

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
by kynaris June 4, 2011
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Orange Turd

An alchoholic beverage. Mix 70 percent Malibu rum and 30 percent Jager, stir in 1 Tsp. orange kool-aid, drop in 2 slices of orange, serve chilled.
I can't believe you hooked up with that nasty ho last night!

I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick!
by Hot Lettuce November 4, 2010
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Turd Spelunker

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.
by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009
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Eco-turd

An Eco-turd is defined as a person, usually wealthy, who is always trying to project him or herself on the forefront of popular concepts or practices. This individual is seldom driven by conscience or principle but rather appearance.
Mr. Fletcher has just moved in his eleven thousand sq ft GREEN built home in the exclusive gated community he had constructed for he and his wife. He turns to his wife Mimsie and says :" Mimsie, I think it's time to trade the Hummer in and maybe buy one of the new hybrid SUVs that are getting up to 14 miles per gallon. i think the flex-fuel badgiing on the front and sides would impress our friends at the club."
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD

Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
by Walter Eagle December 20, 2010
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Turd-Basket

A person who collects crap on other people behind their backs making themselves look like shit. Often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.
Wow, look at this kid running his mouth again.
Yeah, what a turd-Basket.
by Alessria November 15, 2010
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turd burgler

"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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Turd Coat

Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)
Hello Denise! you look fetching in your new turd coat.
by Rex Fortune January 15, 2010
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